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Apartment Break In Dream

Posted on November 17, 2011

I was invited by my girlfriend to skip out on work and spend the day at an apartment with her. The apartment wasn’t hers, so we had to break it. It apparently belonged to her boss who was either Barak Obama or a look-alike. He wasn’t in his current role as president, but rather as a manager wherever my girlfriend was working. We stayed in his apartment for a while, which had thick blue carpet in every room. I went into a bathroom located in the back of a large walk in closet and on the way out I noticed a patch of ceramic tiles on the wall that seemed to be used as some form of communication. We left that night and returned the next day. The ceramic tiles suggested that the apartment owner knew we had been there, so we spent the day wiping fingerprints off things and generally erasing our presence.

After we left we walked to a night club with a huge line waiting to get in the front door. Johnny Depp was there with his siblings and was happy to see us. He was obviously very drunk, which his brother was embarrassed about. Instead of waiting to get into the club we all sat down at a picnic table just outside the door and talked with each other.

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