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I was taking a survey on Microsoft’s Live.com today when I noticed something weird. Did you catch it? Remember, this is why its important to always read every ting twice pefore you pos tit!

At 7-11 today I came across something that you don’t see every day. Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink.

The flavor was simply listed as “Asian Experience” so I figured I should prepare my taste buds for a trip to the Orient as soo as possible. The flavor wasn’t so much an Aikido blow [...]

Hey Solid Snake, I heard the PS3 is going to cost $600 for the good model, what do you have to say to that?

I know, me too. And now, in preperation for tomorrow’s Nintendo Wii announcement, a bit of a warning:

Nintendo Wii: So mind-blowing, it will make you retarded.