Shut up and eat
Posted on May 4, 2005
This originally was born as an away message but I thought it was a little too elaborate to just toss out like that. I will say though that the main page of all this may be a little too much for dialup users. Click with caution.
Some explanation as the site provides none:
In-N-Out Burger lets you order things that are not on the normal menu if you know what to ask for. Here is the list. Note the X by Y. You can get any number of beef patties and slices of cheese you want. Clearly there is no rational limit. I present to you what happens when someone orders a 20 by 20.
And now some closing thoughts. This is some really insane stuff, but by no means unique. In fact he’s been beaten by a 100 pound girl and a 130 pound Japanese man. Still, the fact remains that people love to eat things they know they shouldn’t. Even I do, if you look in the food pictures section of this very website you can see the various trials I have put my stomach through, and that’s only what I’ve managed to take pictures of. I used to love Bad-Candy.com when it updated, and I would often engage the most bizarre looking candy on random store shelves to a round of intestinal distress. But shouldn’t there be some kind of stomach self-preservation instinct that says “Hey, if you put that in me I will be very sad?” Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go finish this bag of potato sticks with the old woman vomiting fire on the package.