Archive for February, 2005
Turkey & Cheese
Posted on February 8, 2005
So due to circumstances beyond my control I now have a copy of “3 Mighty Men” aka Turkish Spiderman. That name doesn’t tell the whole story though. First lets just take a look at the only real reason to watch it, Turkish Spiderman.
Wow. What a guy. He obviously has the proportional Turkishness and fatbody-ness of a spider. No expense was spared on the costumes or physical conditioning of the actors. This is truly the new Golden Age of superheroes. Spiderman is the main villain of this movie, and is supported by a gang of 70′s camp era Batman enemy cronies. Except they’re Turkish. And a lot are “sexy” “women” who I guess seduce and kill people. At this point I should note that this movie is all in Turkish and I don’t understand a word of it. Its just angry yelling for an hour and a half. Also, it took me over 2 weeks to get through the entire movie. At just about 90 minutes long it was an extreme chore to watch.