Organ-ization
Posted on July 22, 2004
So today I worked with Big Al, which means we left really early cause he actually gets the work done really fast. However, I also have to do the most bizarre things with I work with him. Example: last time I had to look behind every VHS tape to make sure it was in front of the right movie. We have a few VHS tapes, so that took me like 3 and a half hours. This time I had to go organize the porn. I mean, it was bound to happen at some point. But the deal is, we have like 3000 some VHS porns, so the boxes are collapsed down and numbered, so you can flip through them and just grap the corresponding tape. Otherwise it would take up acres of space. So what did I have to do? Re-order every last one of those boxes. There was some weeeird stuff in there, but the most bizarre was probably the “Pimping 101 starring Ice T” one, cause it seemed like an instructional video. So after like 3 hours of doing that Al popped his head in to check on how it was going and asked “So have you seen enough tits and ass to last a lifetime?” Yes is the answer to that question. So I spent the rest of my shift boiling my hands cause I had just been all up in “The Shire” for way too long. Then a guy came in later and is trying to work there full time, but I think I may have shattered his dreams by telling him we get minimum wage. He found comfort in The Shire though, so the circle of life was complete.
