Both Sides
Posted on July 12, 2004
So the two worst examples of video store customer showed up tonight. The KING of the porn fiends, and the STUPIDEST woman I have ever met. First, as always: the porn.
This guy comes in all the time and rummages through the newly returned porn, because he is always looking for ONE specific one amongst the 3200 tapes and dvds. He comes up to me today and says “So how is it you have these in a store, you know thats against the law right?” and I sort of scoff at him so he says “You won’t be laughing when someone calls the cops.” Look guy, you rent like 5 every day, so what does that make you? An undercover cop? No, just a porn fiend. And a dumb ass.
So then this woman who is SERIOUSLY stupid came back in and told me she couldn’t watch the 3 movies she rented cause they weren’t rewound, so she didn’t have enough time. In a 5 day period she couldn’t find time to rewind and watch 3 tapes. She’s the same woman who asked “What do I do now” when I told her the total cost for the movies was $13.50. I told here “This is when you give me $13.50?” If I could get both these people on a bus and have it drive off the edge of the Earth you could count that as all my Christmas presents 4-eva.
Funny Porn Title of the Day: My Ass Is Trippin