Porn Stories, No Glories
Posted on July 2, 2004
So the fiends at Fiend Video are getting more and more brazen everyday. One asks me “Do you keep track of what we rent? Cause I don’t remember if I’ve seen this one before,” (the movie is Here Cum The Brides). I look at his history which is littered with porn and XBox games and tell him “no” because I got tired of seeing WHAT KIND OF PORN THIS FREAK LIKES. Then today a guy comes in and rents like 2 porns and I tell him he has a fee. What for he asks. A valid question. I tell him “an adult film” because there are children behind him. He asks specifically which one. I guess its hard to keep track. “Screw My Wife Please” I tell him, which is only made easier by the fact that I’m not married. “Oh, ok.” I guess thats all he needed to hear. Then later this guy asks “Umm…I asked before but maybe its back now, do you have Un-natural Sex #12?” I look in the computer and tell him we don’t. We have #10 and 11, but not 12. I THOUGHT he left after that, but he actually was back in “The Shire” for like another 45 mins, and game out with no less than 4 tapes and 2 dvds. Then he asked me if we’d sell him Babewatch #11 off the shelf. I guess it was just that good. But probably not as good as Un-natural Sex #12. Such is life at Fiend Video.