do the justice

So today was just a really long day at work, but I have to point out that a man came in dressed like this:

(Note to the Internet: this picture should not have been so hard to find, what is wrong with you) He had a mustache too, but I really couldn’t find a picture [...]

So today I worked with Big Al, which means we left really early cause he actually gets the work done really fast. However, I also have to do the most bizarre things with I work with him. Example: last time I had to look behind every VHS tape to make sure it was [...]

In my neverending quest to clean up my stuff in this house, I found some really weird stuff in the “book closet.” Take a look at these. I vaguely remember having these, but the cover art is really what makes them supar kewl. Rooting around some more I found 2 He-Man books. [...]

So today was AMAZINGLY normal at Fiend Video today, only one guy was upset about a 10 day late fee on a porn, but I didn’t really understand why he was so upset at first. The late fee was on his WIFE’s account, so when I said “the manager will call you tomorrow about [...]

So we had a “staff meeting” today at fiend video, and both Jonathan and Edwin got FIRED (I knew about jon arleady, but edwin was pretty surprising.) So that was retarded, but it reminded me of a very special episode of “Customers Say The Most Retarded Things,” or CSTMRT for short. This couple [...]

So the two worst examples of video store customer showed up tonight. The KING of the porn fiends, and the STUPIDEST woman I have ever met. First, as always: the porn.
This guy comes in all the time and rummages through the newly returned porn, because he is always looking for ONE specific one [...]

Look at what I got today.

So I saw Spiderman 2 today, and Jason X. Spiderman was good blah blah you can read that on any website on the unternet. Jason X is interesting in one way. I think from the beginning the directors thought “this stuff with a masked serial killer in a summer camp is one [...]

I forgot to mention it, but a guy insisted we needed to “expand our anime section” at the video store, while handing me a hentai video tape. So I asked “with what? more hentai?” to which he replied “ABSOLUTELY!!” I can’t really communicate how this guy talked, but imagine the worst game show [...]

Ok, so its going to take some seriously wild shit from Purple Potamus to top today. A guy came in and rented 18 pornos today. All at once. 12 VHS tapes and 6 dvds. This was at like 4 pm, they are all due back by midnight the next day. [...]