Stories and info
Posted on June 17, 2004
Ok, so I’ve been working like mad at Purple Potamus, which kind of sucks a fat one, but whatever it keeps me busy. ALSO, people are retarded rather than assholish, so they give me a lot of stories. Too many for this hour but here’s a classic one:
Yusuf the actual cool coworker was talking to his girl on the cellphone, and I was helping an older Indian woman find a good movie “like Dumb and Dumber,” not a “stupid movie.” Right. So as if THAT wasn’t enough, Yusuf puts his girl on the speakerphone and asks the woman about the bruise he had on his shoulder (from the girl). He just wanted her to say “That looks serious” or whatever, but she went off about how he should call a doctor and take a picture immediately, then SUE THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER DID IT!!!! I ran away and hid in the musicals section cause I was laughing too much. Also every 3rd person is renting like 8 pornos. And the porn room is known as “the shire.” Riiiight. Also be advised that if you rent “Blowjob Sandwitch #3″ I WILL laugh in your face. It has happened before. I mean come on, how could you NOT laugh while rifling through a drawer full of porn dvds looking for that? The Paris Hilton DVD is the most rented thing in the store by the way. Just so you know.
In more “serious” news I’m going to Higashi Hiroshima on October 8th for an English conversation school. So visit and whatnot.
