E-Hate-Mail
Posted on May 27, 2004
So I thought this should be archived here cause its too awesome. UMD got like a billion virus emails sent on every possible mailing list on campus, so everyone got like 80000 per day. I’ll be nice and not put their email addresses on here, so here we go.
It all started when I got this message:
On March 31st, 2004 10:10:27 PM katnipkitkat wrote:
I am not even enrolled at UMD anymore, I am not even
in the same country, so whoever you are in charge of
this crap, get me outta here.
This is basically a reasonable request, except the “get me out of here” part I guess, but really, you don’t need to reply all to a spam message so it gets sent to every Arts and Humanities major on campus. So some time passes and I get this one:
On April 1st, 2004 12:44:01 AM Lindsey Feigenbaum wrote:
STOP SENDING ME THESE ANNOYING ATTACHMENT EMAILS!
Ok, again, simmer down now children. Its just an email. THIS time the message was to the person above, and CC’ed to EVERYONE ELSE. WHY BOTHER CC’ING US ALL THIS?? But its not over baby, here’s the 3rd and final chapter:
On April 1st, 2004 5:39:44 PM Robert Hampson wrote:
What a charming young lady. Your way with words enchants us all.
This was in reply to the first message, which oddly was more sane than the 2nd I thought. The subject of all of these emails was “Re: moin” which I think really explains it all/pulls them all together.
Mari
On March 23, 2007 at 06:24
You could have been even nicer and not posted the names/alias of the people.