Archive for May, 2004
Arrt
Saturday, May 29th, 2004
So I had an excellent day, and as such I bring you art:
Vampire pope being clubbed by Fred Fintstone or classic screaming pope? Choose wisely.
Besides that, Todd Schorr rocks the house and earns that extra ‘d.’
E-Hate-Mail
Thursday, May 27th, 2004
So I thought this should be archived here cause its too awesome. UMD got like a billion virus emails sent on every possible mailing list on campus, so everyone got like 80000 per day. I’ll be nice and not put their email addresses on here, so here we go.
It all started when I got this message:
On March 31st, 2004 10:10:27 PM katnipkitkat wrote:
I am not even enrolled at UMD anymore, I am not even
in the same country, so whoever you are in charge of
this crap, get me outta here.
This is basically a reasonable request, except the “get me out of here” part I guess, but really, you don’t need to reply all to a spam message so it gets sent to every Arts and Humanities major on campus. So some time passes and I get this one:
On April 1st, 2004 12:44:01 AM Lindsey Feigenbaum wrote:
STOP SENDING ME THESE ANNOYING ATTACHMENT EMAILS!
Ok, again, simmer down now children. Its just an email. THIS time the message was to the person above, and CC’ed to EVERYONE ELSE. WHY BOTHER CC’ING US ALL THIS?? But its not over baby, here’s the 3rd and final chapter:
On April 1st, 2004 5:39:44 PM Robert Hampson wrote:
What a charming young lady. Your way with words enchants us all.
This was in reply to the first message, which oddly was more sane than the 2nd I thought. The subject of all of these emails was “Re: moin” which I think really explains it all/pulls them all together.
TV Ghast
Wednesday, May 26th, 2004
So once the cable guy fixed our digital stuff (which took 2 hours and probably cost him 3 years off his life) I was looking at this Sci Fi movie’s info. It struck me that when the TV Guide calls your movie a “Muddled ripoff of such films as “The Omen” and “Raiders of the Lost Ark“” it is time to quit making movies. You can still catch it since being on the Sci Fi channel is another way to say “will be on 10000000 times in the next week.”
Dun
Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
I graduated. Thats basically all I have to say about that. I converted the contents of a desk drawer to $30 kash money. I talked to an old man at Chipotle about ASL and ESL. I speak more Japanese than all the people who work in the Sakura place in Olney combined (nice website Olney, by the way….sweet jesus its beautiful compared to the Burtsonsville page). Thats not right. But thats why I went to college right? To embarrass some waiter.
Done
Tuesday, May 18th, 2004
Now I’m done with college. The only thing left is to watch my professor break international copywright law by showing us Nightmare Alley. Just in time too, I think the bug invasion of the Language House is underway. Hide your women!
Freebies
Saturday, May 15th, 2004
This has changed my life forever.
So the Soc. test today was fantastic for one simple reason. 1/3 of the test was an automatic 100% because it was an anonymous response to deviance in society. So yea, that was good. The sad thing is this class will end the year being funnier on the whole than humor class. Only in a sociology class can you hear someone say, “Strippers are not bad people for what they do…they are BRAVE people.” Or hear about getting herpes in the eye. Sweet sweet intro level classes.
Tree Day
Friday, May 14th, 2004
Japanese class is over forever so I feel something like this:
Sociology discussion = no mas. I’m sorry 40 year old canadian sk8tr, I just couldn’t sit there all day for nothing. LOL SOREE D))D I CUT DSL!!
Fun With Weapons
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
素晴しいチンチンもの
金玉の毛がある
それの音はサルボボ
いいえ！忍者がいます
*Hey hey lets go喧嘩する
大切な物protect my balls
僕が悪いSo lets fighting
Lets fighting love
Lets fighting love
この歌はちょっと馬鹿
訳が分からない
英語がめちゃくちゃ
大丈夫we do it all the time!
repeat *
begin
Monday, May 10th, 2004
So we’re starting a new journal deal, we’ll see how long I can keep THIS one up.
